"Grumpy"

This is my husband's pet corn snake. I call him "Grumpy"
as he strikes at everything in sight. He always thinks it's time to eat.
And no, I don't handle him - don't even touch him for that matter!
As long as he stays in his happy little home, he may live here.
But he and my husband have been warned, if he ever gets out and into my home it's "Goodbye Grumpy!"